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Sorry for the lack of updates 
Stupid me procrastinated again, and the workload piled up and i had to rush last minute.
T___T

Stupid shit.
Its the last week before Christmas break, and omfg, SOO much work to do, what with all the damn cpt's, assignments, tests, etc etc.
fml why didn't i start preparing earlier.

Honestly, I am a chronic procrastinator, and I dunno how to change.
Everytime there's like... a day left before the dateline, i'm like rushing my ass off, and promising never to leave things till the last minute again.


Then when its over, I forget, and when I have a new assignment, the same thing happens all over again. The whole rushing, flipping out, multiple coffees, all-nighter, panda eyes, empty promises etc etc. It's a friggin vicious cycle. 



Believe it or not, I just finished my data management research report, and I have to start studying for the world issues test tomorrow o_o
and its... 3:46am T_____________________________T


farkkk mai laifff.
Then after winging the test tomorrow (honestly imma fail this test i know it sigh), I have to start my World Issues Research Paper.
omfgg i'm going to fricken fall to the floor and cringe and writhe and shrink and crumple.


why am i blogging when i am supposed to be studying?
Pls help me. I am rotting.
K yeah imma go nerd now.


wish me luck ppls. i really really need it.

honestly cannot wait for the break to start. 
bf's sleepover party this saturday. 5 more days. 
be patient, girly! ♥
5 more effing days, 1 more test which i am doomed to fail, 1 more long-ass research paper....and it's over.


God please help me please.

T____________T

Trojan ponytails

Yeah. The title. o_o
If it makes any sense to you... then you're messed in the head :)

So I was working today.
Bagging groceries and ringing money from 11am to 6pm.
I thought i would die of boredom.
But hey.
When you're a cashier at Sobey's, boredom will never be your problem lol. 



So i was dutifully bagging this lady's shtuff when something caught my eye.
2 packs of "Trojan".
1 extra pleasure, and the other was... i think it was extra thin? I forget , but still! x ) 
How kinky ;) And she looked like one of those... traditional uptight bitch of a homemaker. 

Lolll it doesn't stop there!
Intrigued as I was, I had to be all professional and hold back any hint of amusement while packing the condoms x ) hardest thing ever.



It was pretty awkward really (lol i'm so childish sighhh) , so I rang it through and hurriedly bagged it before I did anything to embarrass myself. But as I threw the condoms into the bag, the lady snatched them back up o___o
She shoved them in my face and asked me :


*imagine this in a heavy indian accent [no racism intended here pls. she did have an accent. and it'll make the scene more vivid for you :D ]
 

"Miss! Why this packet (the extra pleasure one) got 50% off, and the other one (rummaging the bag to look for the extra thin one) normal price? Both Trojan! If this one got discount, the other one must have also!"


Awkward silence.
Me checking the pack tentatively. 

"Um. I think... it's cuz they're ... different types..... ?"

Silence.


"Ok ok. It's okay then. Thank you very much, miss" 
She then proceeds to throw the condoms into a bag full of ... food o____o
lololol. 
She's my hero. 



Oh, and another thing that made my day!
This adorable little girl came up to me and told me she liked my ponytail.
♥
My heart melted.
So so cute.
Another reason why I adore little children :) 
They say the most adorable things.
My hair wasn't even in a ponytail x ) 


Lol someone told me my maternal instincts are tingling and my body system wants a baby =_____________= 


Well too bad.
My parents would chop me alive if I followed those maternal instincts.


Something else happened during work today.
But i forgot. 
I'll update when I remember :D

pinata in pajamas

 Have you ever planned something for someone as a surprise, but feel like you’re dying on the inside because you’re bursting to tell them? x)

That is exactly what I am feeling right now.

Domi's birthday is in about 2 weeks :)

you're gonna be a big boy now, baybeeee 8) ♥

I am really really excited to show him his gift, but helllll I am NOT going to let him even get a whiff of what it is. No. Cannot. Bad.

He has already sussed out a few of my random mini surprises so many times before >:[

I am hell-bent on not letting him sniff out the surprise pre-maturely this time. Not for his birthday. Sorry babe :)

And to you-know-who-you-are who know what is going on, hush now beautifuls.

I really wanna see his face when he opens the present. x )

I really really don’t wanna destroy the surprise.

So God help me pls, I suck at keeping surprises omfg.

 I want it to come faster so I can stop hiding it and just give it to him already x )

Oh my god. I am so impatient when it comes to surprises.

Lol i actually bribed my baby brother to tell me what he got me for Christmas!

How low is that! T________T

 Anyways time pls pass faster so i won't feel like a pinata on the verge of bursting before the child can even hit me.

I just realized that that is a terrible comparison x )

 But then again, hmmm... if I fast forward time, I have 2 papers due next week (not even close to done) and 2 major tests which I am not ready for. Bleh!

Why must life always be so complicated!

*furious* 

Musings of a bored teenage math-hater

I'm starting to slip and fall off the tracks.

My belief, once so strong and rock-solid, is starting to waiver, to fall apart.

Your pessimism is a huge contributing factor.

Its starting to get to me. To eat me up alive.

I once so strongly believed.

Yet you're starting to convince me to see the shambles, the crack in the mirror.

Even the scent is different now.

Where I once smelled baby breath and blasé happiness, I now smell rancid disappoint....and a hint of wistful melancholy of a hidden nightmare reawakening. 

You promised me never.

But I see it in your eyes.

Behind every condescending smile.

Every patronizing laughter.

Every forced embrace.

You look at me, you see her.

Promises. 

I don't even know if I believe in those anymore... 

They are but an empty language, music to the ears and verbal armors used to pacify insecure girlfriends and naive little children. 

To the person who manages to show me that promises do exist still, I will never forget you. Ever. 

No that's not a bitchy aura you see, 

It's just the heart starting to put up safeguards, building brick walls to protect her master from the arrows hurtling by. 

The same arrows that not once but twice, left even the most optimistic soul broken: the tears, the endless bleak hours, the shattered heart.

Never again, please.

She can't take it no more. 

♥

Muahaha end of random burst of poetic rhymeness inspiration thingy.

Not in the mood for a proper blog post, but I will come up with one soon, promise.

Got photos to share ^ ^ 

But before I go, I have to blog about this before I forget lmao.
So I was walking Bart to class when we saw this guy that Bart dislikes intensely. Bart calls him "Fat and Ugly".

Bart: Ew look, Fat and Ugly shaved!

Jils: Haha yeah! x )

Bart: Now he’s fat, ugly, and bald!

Lmfao! ♥ 

first trimester

happy 3 months baby
thankyou for everything ♥

*** 


Omfg. 
Halloween just ended and now Christmas is so close by *excited pees in pants* 


I friggin love the holidays. ♥
And Christmas is just. So so awesome.
Like, the whole atmosphere around you changes. 
It's like everyone suddenly becomes kinder, nicer, more attractive, etc etc + pink ponies come out to play and the snowflakes are shaped in tiny smiley faces : )


I heart Christmas.
Oh and the presents.
Don't forget the presents. =) 


Okay now imma shamelessly write down my Christmas Wishlist '09.
Just in case any kind passerby wants to get me an awesome gift. 
So here you go, here's what i want. 
I really don't ask for much :/

Good luckk x ) 


1) Pink Sony Vaio











kk i know this is a bit outdated but whatever beggars can't be choosers. if you buy me a pink vaio i will heart you forever, i will return your gift, buy you a hamster.




2)Pink Samsung Cleo

Again, this is quite an old phone, but whatever okay i like it can o not >=(
Look at it, its so adorable! It's the size of compact powder, and its just... so kawaii omg *pinch face





3) Pink Blackberry

Or as I call it; the Pinkberry! 

I want it. Bart. What are you waiting for. I say Pinkberry. Nao. 








4) White leather boots!

Omg I really want this *love & hearts flying all around* 
White leather boots are so effing smexy.
Especially for celebrating a White Christmas *swoons* ♥
lol white boots in the snow; stubby legs will be camouflaged and it will look like i have no legs muahaha, look mommy it floats!

 5) Pink Neon Tights

 









MEH someone pls just buy me this and my life will be quasi complete! T__T 






6) SF IV
 
whaaaat?  >=( 


lol this is like mondo outdated but i don't care =) 
oh ps, if you wanna buy this for me, make sure you gimme a PS3 console as well x ) 
I've wanted the game for like a super long time but my dad die die don't wanna get a PS3 for me T___T 
I grew up playing SF with my cousin :)
I miss those days.






7) Shopper's Drug Mart Giftcard

Omg someone pls gimme a shopper's gift card plox plox plox.
I would like spend the wholeeee day there, splurging on either cosmetics, beauty products or hair products. ♥


Meh I still have a long list to go (moo greedy like a llama T__T sorry i can't help it k), but then I don't wanna come off as a greedy pig, so that is all for now =) 
Will update when I am ready to present you with the rest of my wishlist muahaha. 


OH Wait before I go, one more crucial one.
If you don't wanna get any of the awesome goodies above, please please consider this one please.
It doesn't cost much, and plus it will make me very super uber happy and +10000 points to our friendship level meter x ) 


Important + Crucial + Life-Changing


8) BASMATI RICE  !!!

I swear this is like the best rice ever i love it so much and I can spend the whole entire day eating it alone maaaaan i love it. Buy a pack of basmati rice for me and i will be your manslave for the rest of the year :)~~~ drooldrool. 


so yea. there you have it.
my christmas wishlish 2009 edition.
So now you know what to do wuahaha >=)


kkthanksbai ♥

Deliciously Ridiculous ♥

Okie so I know I've been an emo turtle in the last few entries. But no more for now. :)

Instead of wallowing in pessimistic thoughts and letting my teen angst slowly turn me into an emo banana, I have decided to focus on prancing on the brighter side of life (muahaha so deep like the Pacific ocean).

So yeah.

These few days I have been running into a series of mildly unfortunate events (which some people find amusing when i tell them about it -___-)

I started training as a cashier in Sobeys about a week ago, and boyyy, my head is going to burst from memorizing all the codes.
omg and you know how when you go to supermarkets, you hear people paging someone else over the uhh PA system? xD
Like... "Leo to customer service, Leo to customer service" etc ?

Yeah. So Curtis (dude that was training me), he had to get someone to our counter, and so he had to page the person. Being the awesome trainer he is, he then decided to let me try broadcasting my sexy voice all over the store. And so I did. =)
I was supposed to pick up the phone and say "xxx, override to counter 8" or something like that... So then I picked up the phone and blanked out.

I said: "Hello... ?" i couldn't hear myself so I continued with a "Um Can you hear me? Ok good, um, override to cashier uhh *checks counter number* 8 please" >___<
And Curtis started laughing his head off. And he was like...
"Omfg you were SOO baaaad. Of course I could hear you. The whole store heard you!"
T_____T

Then when I was rushing into the store, I didn't see where I was going and stopped right in front of a pink baby (I say pink cuz she was wearing ALL pink omg cuteness overload). And she fell down butt first >__<
The poor thing didn't cry, but looked all around her with a lost puppy look in her huge gorgeous eyes. Which made me feel even worse ><
I almost picked her up but her mom came in time to rescue the baby from the clutches of a cannibalistic baby creeper. Meh T___T

OMFG you know how guys these days love lowriding and showing off their beautiful panties?
Laik dis one (click plox I can't upload the picture cuz I'm in school)

So yesterday I was walking down the hallways with bart, you know, doing our thang, minding our own businesses... and then bart shouted at me to look at that. So i turn, expecting to see like, a fight between low-riding dudes or something... but... dun dun dunnnnn.
This dood was low-riding and had this smug, guai lan look on his face thinking he's so cool and all that and stuff. He was bending down, taking something from his bagpack, and GUESS WHAT dun dun dun. THERE WAS A GAPING HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS RED PANTIES BOXERS.

XD

Wuahaha. So since he was bending down, you could so see his left butt cheeek from outer space! xD And the flesh was threatening to burst out any second.
And he didn't know any better.
He stood back up and started striding down the hall , still acting cool and all.
I felt a bit bad for the guy, but the evil sadistic humour of it smote my conscience and got the better of me :)
I hope someone told him though x )
Wuahaha he's lucky it wasn't that Facebook "Grab An Ass Day" or he would've lost his left butt by now.

Baha you science people would have known that when praying mantis(es?) copulate, the female bites off the male's head right ? lmao the price of being horny. (but apparently losing his head while mating [literally] increases his sexual performance o_o)
Interesting right? Too bad I'm not smart enough to be a zoologist T___T
Ya so in the realm of praying mantises, can I safely assume that the gay mantises are the longest survivors then? :o - - > serious question i am not kidding around. >=(

Wow it's 10:52 already. How fast.
bell's gonna ring for lunch in a few minutes.
Fatty senses are tingling alreaaady.

p/s: omg I had the weirdest dream ever last night.
So i saw a rainbow right, and it was a perfect one. Full arch, all 7 solid beautiful colours, basically perfect. And I took a picture of it. And the perfect rainbow immediately started to wiggle and then it became all crooked and broke into half ! o_o

Then this guy from my school (Alex Lun, for those of you who know him, ya so random right, i don't even talk to him anymore lol) appeared and said in an all-knowing voice:
"This is why people cannot take pictures of rainbows"
WTF.

stop the train pls

Okay no more emo posts for now =)
Too many people close to me are going through tough times.
Imma be strong for you guys ♥

So i actually have several super funny stories to share but i can't blog right now cuz I have a math test on Thursday and my math mark is friggin dismal right now T__T
So yeah I have to go nerd and pls pls check back soon. I wanna share the funniness all around, its so ridiculous xD
See you in a bit? Wish me luckk ttyl beautifuls ♥